So I’m working out in the gym this morning when this song starts playing:
It’s from a British band called The Darkness and is called, as you might imagine, “One-Way Ticket.”
I must be completely missing the hipster irony, because as far as I know it is TOTALLY impossible to buy a ‘one-way ticket to Hell and back.’ Isn’t the entire idea of a one-way ticket that once you reach your final destination (in this case Hell), you presumably plan on staying there, and that if you’d like to return (again, from Hell) you’re going to have to purchase another ticket? Sheesh.
That lyric has actually consumed most of my morning. So, you know… philosophy.